It was a wild week of close calls and ‘Wicked Haaard’ beatdowns. The Week 2 Commish Report is here with all the storylines collected under one roof. Put on the smooth jazz, take an extra drag of that Virginia Slim and prepare your heart for all the excitement that lies ahead.

We're officially off to the races. All the pre-season jitters and butterflies have been worked out, and it's time to see what everyone is made of. That also means the Commish Report is back! Doing our best here to knock off the cobwebs and provide riveting headlines, hot takes, overreactions and unnecessary narratives. No one is safe, leave your emotions at the door and let's get to it!