Spending more time meticulously reworking emails to the Big Eagle than visiting the confessional booth, this devout fantasy footballer and former Crooked Creatives champion hopes to claim eternal glory alongside the Patron Saints. Cautiously optimistic, he’s always one big play away from returning to glory.

Sharper than Michael Corleone, Mississippi’s greatest export picked up a thing or two in the big city lights of Franklin, Tennessee. Applying witty and instinctive business acumen to her team’s front office, she’s consistently carved out a nice corner in the mediocre section of Crooked Creatives.

This south side native traded his love of Chi-town Hot Dogs for Nashville’s Hot Chicken and Ramsey Personalities Brand Management. The real challenge has been managing a roster full of underachievers and name brand letdowns. His one glimmering hope is there’s always next season.

Executive Creative Director by day, Dennison’s shining accolade in the creative department is how he’s managed to be a 3x Champ. Public Enemy No. 1 rocks a soft spot for all things Chiefs offense. Giving Every Dollar away - he’ll spend big on draft day, and even bigger on waiver wires.

Busting at the seams with more joy than intelligence, this notorious bookworm dedicates countless dollars and resources to strategically building a structured and balanced team. Late night parties and early church services get in the way of keeping his roster in check - something we may need to address next season.

More controversial than Donald Trump, this owner has been flagged the most for repeat offenses and misconduct. With a chip on his shoulder and a music beat in his ear, he’s ready to make this his comeback year. But can he overcome his consistent inconsistencies or suffer the dreaded fate of league removal.

Playing it safe is the name of the game. An eternal perfectionist, she’ll go to extreme measures to mitigate any kind of risk. Surprising enough, this strategy has earned her a place in the Crooked Creative ring of champions. Running Backs are her catnip, and for the few things she does right, building a well rounded team isn’t one of them.

Armed only with a toilet plunger and a dream, this Floridian left the swamp life to cut his teeth in the high stakes female boutique & apothecary market. Now with deeper pockets than Jerry Jones, he’s on a mission to build a winning culture and bring that shiny trophy to the glitz and glam of College Grove.

American grown with a British shaped heart, if you can’t find him in the owner’s box, he’s likely admiring the pitch play at Fleet Street Pub. With a power stance grand enough to shake ol Churchill himself, this gentle giant gives Ted Lasso a run for his money in the charm department. But does the diamond dog have what it takes to go to the top?

After multiple seasons of heartbreak this frat boy has left the old flamboyant duo to strike it out on his own. With a pantry stocked full of Power Bars, a mini fridge flowing with Miller High Life, and a nose for a deal that will rival any bloodhound - he’s burning the midnight oil looking at all the angles to gain the upper-hand. Behind that delightful smile is a shark smelling blood in the water.

Rookie, Newbie, Amateur. Don’t let these first impressions fool you. She’s got a strategy…and it’s not Molly. Ditching the dead cargo early in her pursuit of glory, a calm demeanor is only a dangerous veneer for the competitive beast that’s raging under the surface. This ain’t your parents tale of Goldilocks. Her rivals suffer no mercy if they dare enter the Bear’s den.

This shady Mass-hole is all bark and no bite. Boasting a 15 year fantasy football career with a fat donut in the champion column, this kid is anything but wicked hard-core. Rarely reliable with anything in life, the only thing that is of decent consistency is his ability to buckle under the big lights. But he still thinks he’s bettaaah’ then all of you!